Poetry

Poetry

MiNd of A

surrEaLisT

PiG.

I a m a tr eNd

setter

of the highest

FaSHION

witH hoofs I LovE to cHew

lyiNG in cooL mud they taSte so gooD

aNd I love T
hem throuGh anD tHrouGh.

My nose is A final frontieR

The EdGe of A uNiversE

And totaLLy BeLOnG
s
t
o me

I cAn bALaNcE myselF erEct

On its peRfect HaiRy syMmEtry.

SleEP is No proBlem at aLL

When I’M fullerthan full, and still want more I’ll LAy on my back to gruNt for a wHiLe

ThEn aLL night long snoRe.

aN d in tHe morNinG dEw

WHen I’M hit witH a saiNtly Light

I'LL go For a foRage

coVer
ed
in M
uD so I Am out of sight.

But soon I no they will coMe
In biG rubBer wElly’s, and grey leather apron
aLL sErious and fine
then lead mE away Like coMmoN swinE
To a plaCe So daRk and ForLorN.

THen when I'm all wide eyed
and wAnting to SuckLe my
mum
ThEy will sL
ice oFF my nosE
Like it Was maDe of sweet CheWinG Gum.

POETRY

Poetry Poetry

M inD oF A SurReaList SHeEp.

A waLKing cLouD i NibBLE aNd Chew

Most of aLL Day anD MorNinG dEw

I w a L K aRounD tHeN to my KneE’s wiLL faLL

And S c R ea MMMM out at nothinG at all

WeaRing the

stranGesT coat

oF finest twisT

That’s all flufFeD out like morNing mist

I am great in beD as a wooLLy vEst

From which I am sure you can guess the rest.

AnD wHen it grows MucH to LonG

I’LL sHOUT out a wanTinG song

So FaRmer sHears can Lop it ofF witH such care

Then Leave me to Run around all Naked aNd baRe

IN his field I Nibble aWay

Whilst milky cow cHeWs hEr Hay.

ANd wHen I’m done as niGht DoEs faLL

I’ll LAy Down For Awhile away frOM it ALL

And if I can't sleep due to unRest

I’LL count peoPLE wearing my vest.

Poetry

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